May 2013
steelyourself:
I don’t actually take you seriously, you know. That’s me playing along.
Make new friends. Or maybe come along with me? I’m sure some island hopping wouldn’t be incredibly boring to you.
Okay, then may I ask my real question? Why did you two decide to have a meal in my office?
Are you inviting me because you want me to come?
My mom called and she said I was having a temper...
steelyourself:
passionnedeau replied to your post: passionnedeau replied to your post: …
I’m not talking about that. Please stop belittling me.
Alright, alright, I’m sorry. Now tell me, what did he do to upset you so?
Whatever, it doesn’t matter now. I overreacted.
the-bryce-man-cometh:
They shot an “Icirrus Shake” video at the gym today and a 14 year old boy climbed up to the roof and got stuck up there for two hours and all of his friends ran away. He was wearing one of those asshole horse masks and an adult diaper. After his friends bailed and no one got any help, he jumped off the roof on the side and broke his ankle. I was, of course, on set while...
air-buddies:
maybe less otto rocket and more tito.
definitely tito.
Why are you comparing me to an overweight Hawaiian guy?
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steelyourself:
passionnedeau replied to your post: Are we on for tonight? Im in the feel to cry my eyes out, and stuff my face until I feel fat.
No, too late. I went to Red Mango with Volkner even though he sassed me, and I sold Cheren to Ghetsis for a date, and apparently that’s not ethical. Do you see what you do when you leave?
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air-buddies:
passionnedeau:
wavebrawler:
passionnedeau:
Why? I know I’m going to marry her, she knows she’s going to marry me, where is the problem? We are practically soul destined for each other, and we’ve both known that since the first day we met each other, like when we were eight!You can’t mess with that kind of spiritual bond!
The “other dude” is Marlon, and he really needs to get...
wavebrawler:
passionnedeau:
Why? I know I’m going to marry her, she knows she’s going to marry me, where is the problem? We are practically soul destined for each other, and we’ve both known that since the first day we met each other, like when we were eight!You can’t mess with that kind of spiritual bond!
The “other dude” is Marlon, and he really needs to get his own goddamn thunder, because...
militarystyle:
passionnedeau:
No. Wallace Beaudreau does not make friends with joltiks. You’d think that will such a name like mine, I could at least friend a Galvantula or something, but no.
The new smoothie place outside myself that gets rave reviews? Whenever you are in the area, we go there …
Well, Wallace Beaudreau, Joltiks tend to turn into Galvantulas with the proper conditioning....
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau:
I’m sorry, I have to film my pornographic adventures with both sexes that day! I would try and push it off, but you seem so interested in it, I wouldn’t want to disappoint!
I’ll just submit a video of my condolences, and I hope you enjoy it.
Oh, wait, no, I won’t! Because you’ll be dead!
Au revoir, Pere Noel Noir!
I’m glad this is so funny to you. [ rubs his...
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau:
what-a-bother:
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Are you the person who filmed that one night? Because on hand, I have to commemorate your skill in getting pass security, but on the other, I’m definitely not going to help you with your Ghetsis thing. Have fun, sugardoll.
Filmed it? That’s disgusting. I wonder what...
what-a-bother:
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Are you the person who filmed that one night? Because on hand, I have to commemorate your skill in getting pass security, but on the other, I’m definitely not going to help you with your Ghetsis thing. Have fun, sugardoll.
Filmed it? That’s disgusting. I wonder what it must be like to have people so...
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau:
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau:
It’s just one date, jesus. He paid some millions of dollars for you, do you think it’d be a little rude to suddenly throw a hissy fit and not go?
Thank you! Maybe you should go tell NBC that because they refuse to give me a tv show, but they give Hannibal one. What is this bullcrap?
Wallace, do you realise this is a man who...
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau:
It’s just one date, jesus. He paid some millions of dollars for you, do you think it’d be a little rude to suddenly throw a hissy fit and not go?
Thank you! Maybe you should go tell NBC that because they refuse to give me a tv show, but they give Hannibal one. What is this bullcrap?
Wallace, do you realise this is a man who actually, in all seriousness, tried...
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau:
Please, don’t waste my time.
I’m the son of a multimillionaire from a family of multimillionaires. My family owns their own conglomerate research and development company. I can buy out small countries at my will.
I gave you the short version because I’m sure you know all of this already and you’re just messing with me, and even I get tired of my status.
...
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau:
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau replied to your post: passionnedeau replied to your post: [ scratches…
Nope, the contract is pretty ironclad. I had my lawyers look at it. I am a very bored man, Cheren.
I never consented to this! I could sue you! [ At least - he’s pretty sure he could… ]
Do you really think you could sue me?
I’m a Gym Leader now, you know. I...
what-a-bother:
passionnedeau replied to your post: passionnedeau replied to your post: [ scratches…
Nope, the contract is pretty ironclad. I had my lawyers look at it. I am a very bored man, Cheren.
I never consented to this! I could sue you! [ At least - he’s pretty sure he could… ]
Do you really think you could sue me?
wavebrawler:
passionnedeau:
That’s the thing! I don’t know!
Whenever I just “go to her and talk,” I say something stupid and she gets offended and refuses to talk to me for a month!
All I said was, “someday, when we’re married, would you take the Beaudreau name or not?” And she got all huffy and stormed out, claiming that I will never understand women.
I understand women, I just don’t...
air-buddies:
passionnedeau:
air-buddies:
the-bryce-man-cometh:
passionnedeau:
I’m sorry that I had one of the busboys offer you some from a plate when you were at my Christmas party. I didn’t know.
It’s okay when they’re hors d’oeuvres. They’re dead.
i would say the same thing about flamingos
but i don’t want to think about flamingors d’oeuvres
I would try that next that time, but...
fourinchesofjon:
[Jon stares at Wallace at first, but then looks away. A thousand things go through his head, dissolving into muddled feelings that he can’t express.]
I just… I just thought that… [He swallows, closing his eyes. He doesn’t want to think anymore.]
…look, I’m stupid, and I always have been. I don’t know why I ever even tried. It’s… dumb, now that I look back on it. Just- never...
galactic-beauty:
hardheartsilver:
galactic-beauty liked your post: I hate everything, I hate where I am, and I’m..
Oh good, you resemble her. Well, can’t say I didn’t warn you. [He scowls and halfheartedly punches in her general direction while looking away.]
Oh, you’ve met Mercury? Eheheh I guess she just takes after me too much, huh? She’s a little cutie, isn’t she?
Have you seen her...
militarystyle:
passionnedeau:
Volkner, this is not the time for jokes. What does it want from me?? I will literally give it everything.
I know pokemon make noises, my dad is a professor! Please don’t sass me unless you’re going to get Red Mango with me
I’m afraid I’m not joking with you, Wallace, I’ve got no idea what it could want. [A pause, he shrugs as though it would somehow brush off...
air-buddies:
the-bryce-man-cometh:
passionnedeau:
I’m sorry that I had one of the busboys offer you some from a plate when you were at my Christmas party. I didn’t know.
It’s okay when they’re hors d’oeuvres. They’re dead.
i would say the same thing about flamingos
but i don’t want to think about flamingors d’oeuvres
I would try that next that time, but that is so offensive I...
wavebrawler:
passionnedeau replied to your post:
I don’t understand why she won’t date me anymore. Is it me? Am I undateable? Because the newest edition of GQ said I was Hoenn’s number one bachelor.
I dunno, dude. You’re a great guy and all, and I’d, like, totally date you if you were a chick ‘n all, but I don’t the mind of the ladies, I just fu-
Man, just go to her and talk! S’not that...
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air-buddies:
passionnedeau:
air-buddies replied your post Marlon and I are kind of in a fight right now because you dont start flirting with your best friends woman.
winona cant leave you for marlon. that would be like leaving your for otto rocket. you just. cant. do that.
I know, right? It would be like . .. . if you had a choice between being a princess and being married to a rock, and...
Happy Mother's Day Mama Wallace
thewildchildofhoenn:
passionnedeau:
But the important thing is that I bought you all of your dresses that you never wore unless I made you, and all of your fancy food that you never ate, and all of your books that you never read…
I mean, I did buy your ice cream and junk food and all of your gadgets and your romping clothes, and you can thank me for buying all of your gear, and stuff for...
Fine I found a Better One
Even though I was TWELVE when we met. It’s the thought that counts.
<3
So how old was I? Was I a teenage mama?
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drakonette asked: Yooo, Wallace! I'm here--can you let me through the gates, please?
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Happy Mother's Day Mama Wallace
But the important thing is that I bought you all of your dresses that you never wore unless I made you, and all of your fancy food that you never ate, and all of your books that you never read…
I mean, I did buy your ice cream and junk food and all of your gadgets and your romping clothes, and you can thank me for buying all of your gear, and stuff for Toro, and your house and tutor,...
drakonette:
passionnedeau:
drakonette:
Ooh, I haven’t spoken to Cynthia in forever—wait, can I ask you something? I mean, why do you wanna mess with Steven anyhow? Just for kicks?
No, it’s because I have nothing really going for me right now, and neither does he, so it’s our mutual responsibility to make the other miserable. I can’t even pee in privacy at my job anymore. How messed up is...
drakonette:
passionnedeau:
drakonette:
Kebobs are delicious! I can fly over on my Pokemon, and Grandpa can just…hmm. Meet us there! [She grins brightly. Awww.]
Yeah! The more the merrier! I’m going to see if I can reach Cynthia at her beach house, and maybe she will Facetime with us. She should be in the new bikini she bought, and oh man, that will make Steven so jealous.
Ooh, I haven’t...
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air-buddies replied your post Marlon and I are kind of in a fight right now because you dont start flirting with your best friends woman.
winona cant leave you for marlon. that would be like leaving your for otto rocket. you just. cant. do that.
I know, right? It would be like . .. . if you had a choice between being a princess and being married to a rock, and you pick the rock. Why?? The rock...
drakonette:
passionnedeau replied to your post: passionnedeau replied to your post: Oh, hello…
Would you like to go eat dinner in Steven’s office and piss him off? We’ll get real fancy stuff if you want, but I’m feeling chicken keebobs.
Kebobs are delicious! I can fly over on my Pokemon, and Grandpa can just…hmm. Meet us there! [She grins brightly. Awww.]
Yeah! The more the merrier!...
the-bryce-man-cometh:
passionnedeau:
drakonette:
the-bryce-man-cometh:
drakonette:
In the Pokestar Studios’ theater! There was a new one released just a short while ago, and it looks like the same as the Brycen-man I saw in the movies when I was little.
…Weird.
I mean, maybe they hired a new actor to play you? Would you know about that?
They would have more than one lawsuit winging...
Ocean Breeze || Wallace and Hun
coldheartedhun:
Hun really could not stand to be stationed within the Rocket HQ. The place just drove him up a wall, he swore had he not been one to get sick he would probably have vomited in anger over the misfortune of living there. All was not bad though, they had a coffee pot and surprisingly the neighboring land was rather unpopulated. It gave Hun a little bit of relief to be able to go...
fourinchesofjon:
passionnedeau replied to your post: passionnedeau replied to your post: …
Thank god too, I was beginning to contemplate homicide. You were so annoying and just plain dumb. Jesus.
It’s funny, there was a time way back when that I thought you were my friend. In a normal, not-making-fun-of-me sort of way. Do you remember when you listened to me say my sad childhood story,...
Marlon and I are kind of in a fight right now because you don’t start flirting with your best friend’s woman.
What an asshole. I thought about buying out his favourite ice cream place and banning just him, but I decided not to, because Winona would not like that. And there were tons of zoning and health code violations and apparently people are dealing coke in the bathroom, and...
drakonette:
passionnedeau replied to your post: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Grimsley cheats.
Hey, you shouldn’t lie about Grimsley—unless, y’know, he does cheat, then I gotta see evidence, Mr. Champ. Fork it over, ahaha!
I’m like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie. And to prove it, I chopped down a cherry tree. Would you like one? It’s also...
drakonette:
the-bryce-man-cometh:
drakonette:
In the Pokestar Studios’ theater! There was a new one released just a short while ago, and it looks like the same as the Brycen-man I saw in the movies when I was little.
…Weird.
I mean, maybe they hired a new actor to play you? Would you know about that?
They would have more than one lawsuit winging their way if they replaced me. My...
air-buddies:
the-bryce-man-cometh:
drakonette:
the-bryce-man-cometh replied to your post: a night at the cinema! [open??? yeah haha open]
Where on earth are they playing a Brycen-man movie? I haven’t made one of those in years.
In the Pokestar Studios’ theater! There was a new one released just a short while ago, and it looks like the same as the Brycen-man I saw in the movies when I...
steelyourself:
Did Jon just win? Jon just won. Jon just won a point from Wallace’s snark pool.
This is the most amazing thing I have ever witnessed, and I’ve been brought back to life by a Celebi before.
What the hell? When?
I’m pretty sure that never happened. Where would we find a Celebi, one, when did you die, two, and why would it bring you back to life?
the-bryce-man-cometh:
air-buddies:
passionnedeau:
I’ll pay you 35 dollars just so the joltik doesn’t come.
i can watch the joltik i can do it i’ll pay you to let me watch the joltik georgie is the cutest thing in the world and all of my pokemon are at home in mistralton while i hang out in brycen’s igloo.
Just to clarify, I don’t live in an Igloo.
Don’t lie.
air-buddies:
passionnedeau:
fourinchesofjon:
passionnedeau:
fourinchesofjon:
galactic-beauty:
passionnedeau replied to your post: passionnedeau replied to your post: Do you want…
Uhh, the Joltik’s not coming. I made a point of that.
What? Why not?
Excuse you, Wallace, but you don’t have a right to say Georgie can’t come. If he wants to spend time with friends, then I think...
fourinchesofjon:
passionnedeau:
fourinchesofjon:
galactic-beauty:
passionnedeau replied to your post: passionnedeau replied to your post: Do you want…
Uhh, the Joltik’s not coming. I made a point of that.
What? Why not?
Excuse you, Wallace, but you don’t have a right to say Georgie can’t come. If he wants to spend time with friends, then I think it’s perfectly fine for him to do...
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fourinchesofjon:
galactic-beauty:
passionnedeau replied to your post: passionnedeau replied to your post: Do you want…
Uhh, the Joltik’s not coming. I made a point of that.
What? Why not?
Excuse you, Wallace, but you don’t have a right to say Georgie can’t come. If he wants to spend time with friends, then I think it’s perfectly fine for him to do so.
Fine, then I guess...
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