Skyla just sent me a text message that said only “The Bryce is Right”.
I’m sorry, I told her to send you that. We were watching it, and this old guy in a robe and mask came up, and I asked her, “Hey, doesn’t that look like Brycen?” and then she said “Well, it is the Bryce is Right.” And I thought it was funny, so I told her to text you.
She’s done this sort of thing for about 10 years now, since she got her first cellphone. The first message she ever sent me just said “ur the Brycing on the cake.”
It’s nice to know that destiny is a real thing.
Brycen, you are the icing on all of our cakes.
If anyone is concerned about Eric, then don’t be. Unless you are concerned that he really did it on purpose and he’s trying to control the world, because I know I definitely am.
I didn’t fire him (actually, I was under expressive orders not to) but he is now my new secretary! He’s spending his days filing cultures, yeast, bacteria, all of that beautiful stuff, as well as getting lunch. He has a bright future.
Simple things. About to be told to come back tomorrow at the DMV? Not anymore. No reservation at a nice restaurant? You can come in. Front row VIP seats to concerts? Sure. Free coffees? Of course.Dear Sir and Madame,
I apologise for all the trouble I have caused you in the past, and I hope you appreciate all of the conciliatory gestures. Congratulations on Cheren becoming a gym leader—it is an extremely prestigious position, and I can only see bigger and better things for him in the future. If anything is necessary, I am at your command.
Wallace Beaudreau, International Relations and Head of Research & Development of Beaudreau Inc
I even attached a nice business card. We got new ones, they have a globe on them, with one of my mom’s new discoveries on the opposite side.
[ hesitates, genuinely surprised, his cheeks pinkening a little ]
I don’t get it. Why are you being so nice to me lately?
I’m being nice to everyone lately. I’m tired of being told that I don’t know how to “connect” with people. I do it every damn day, you bet your ass I can connect with people.
(Source: hardheartsilver)
I’m so sorry you’re so above that, your Highness. Even the greatest King, while dining with gold silverware, must appreciate the common man’s poverty. You could be a secretary, but I thought actually being on site would be more interesting.You’re not homeless, right? Do you need money?
You know what, maybe I won’t bring Skitty over. Have fun with that swollen, sore face of yours, Wallace.
Anyway, the point is that I already have steady employment which I happen to enjoy, and actually, if I remember rightly, you were the one who first told me to become a Gym Leader, so no, I would not like to be an archaeologist. I’m happy where I am.
And no, Wallace, I’m not homeless. I moved back in with my parents. Thank you for the offer, though.
Oh, we are having so much fun right now! Thank you for asking! She loved it when I put that crown on her, definitely did not scratch me again.
When was this? Five years ago? I don’t really remember much about that year, except they started the first bionic eye implant, and that was pretty much incredible.
You should do whatever your heart wants, no matter how unreasonable or how many people try to tell you otherwise.
So what happened to the Skitty? Did you smuggle her in?
After what strings I pulled for him, I’m sure he’s more than grateful. Do you want to know what I wrote on the card?What strings? What have you been doing with my parents?? All right, fine, tell me.
Simple things. About to be told to come back tomorrow at the DMV? Not anymore. No reservation at a nice restaurant? You can come in. Front row VIP seats to concerts? Sure. Free coffees? Of course.
Dear Sir and Madame,
I apologise for all the trouble I have caused you in the past, and I hope you appreciate all of the conciliatory gestures. Congratulations on Cheren becoming a gym leader—it is an extremely prestigious position, and I can only see bigger and better things for him in the future. If anything is necessary, I am at your command.
Wallace Beaudreau, International Relations and Head of Research & Development of Beaudreau Inc
I even attached a nice business card. We got new ones, they have a globe on them, with one of my mom’s new discoveries on the opposite side.
(Source: hardheartsilver)
You should get a hobby. Hey, do you like archaeology and history and Pokemon history and ancient cultures? I could get you an internship at my mom’s job. If you’re lucky, you’ll carry all her equipment and work your way up.Funny, that’s what my mom said when she brought Josephine home ….
I thought your dad didn’t like pokemon, or something. I understand how Skitty’s cute charm can wear through a person’s defenses. The same thing happened with me.
Don’t be facetious while I’m trying to help you out!
Yes, I like all those things, but I already have two jobs, and I don’t need another one. Also, I don’t want to carry equipment. [ Cheren’s not exactly suited to hard manual labour. ]
My dad doesn’t like Pokémon. It wasn’t my dad’s house, Wallace. I told you, it was while I was living elsewhere.
I’m so sorry you’re so above that, your Highness. Even the greatest King, while dining with gold silverware, must appreciate the common man’s poverty. You could be a secretary, but I thought actually being on site would be more interesting.
You’re not homeless, right? Do you need money?
